[유머산책] 🔮{김삿갓과 처녀 뱃사공}😇

[2024.10.15-금]
                                                      
[유머산책]                                                    🔮{김삿갓과 처녀 뱃사공}😇
                                                       김삿갓이 나룻터에서 강을 건너려고 나룻배늘 타고 보니 처녀 사공이 노를 젖는게 아닌가.
                                                           그래서 김삿갓이 처녀사공에게 농담을 걸었다.
여보 마누라 노를 잘 저어요?
깜짝 놀란 처녀 사공이 어쩨서 제가 댁의 마누라요? 하고 물으니. 내가 당신 배에 올라 탓으니 내 마누라지.
                                                           그다음 강을 건너가자/
처녀사공이 김삿갓에게 한마디 걸었다.
내 아들아 잘가거라!
깜짝 놀란 김삿갓이 아니 어찌 내가 처녀의 아들인고.라고 하니까?
처녀사공의 왈!
내 뱃속에서 나갔으니 내 아들이 아니고 뭐시요!
김삿갓은 껄~껄 웃으면서 맞는 말일세 그려~ ㅎㅎㅎ
                                                                    🦀{게 의 속샘}🦀
야심 만만한 정치인 세사람이 해변을 따라 걸으며 단합을 서로 약속을 하고 있었다.
                                                               그때 게를 잡고 있는 어부가 눈에 띄였다
어부는 게를 잡을때 마다 버드나무 가지로 엮은 바구니속에 잡아 넣었다.
                                                             이를본 국화의원이 여보시요! 어부 양반
바구니의 뚜껑을 닫는 것이 좋겠소?
                                                           그러자 어부가 하던일을 계속하며 퉁명스럽게 대답했다.
                                                        이게들은 정치하는 놈들의 습성과 같아서 그중 한놈이 더 높이 기어 오르려고 하면, 다른 놈들이 그놈을 끌어 내려 버리니까, 뚜껑이 필요없다 그 말이요 ~~~  ㅋㅋㅋ